典故 - 哈哈小喇叭

Author: aman
Script: ahxings

I am sure that everyone of you had been to the zoo before or had seen from somewhere, and noticed that horses like to raise up their front legs, while elephants often shake their head, and ants tend to walk towards each other, stop awhile and move on... but do you know why? Actually it was because......

Long ago, ant, horse and elephant were good friends of one another. Very often they will go for outing together. As usual ahAnt was often the one to give suggestions as to where to go and what to do... One fine afternooon.......










ahAnt: "eh today the sun very good leh, we go suntan leh!"
ahBeh: "eeeeee! OK! Swee!"
ahXiang: "cheers!"

All 3 friends agreed and fixed to meet at 3pm at the nearby pond. They then proceeded back to to prepare.

AhAnt was always punctual. He reached the pond by 3pm...

ahAnt: "Nahbeh... ahBeh and Xiang late again... ahh hongkan lah! i go and suntan first!"









ahAnt stroll to the side of the pond, took out his handphone and wallet and placed them on the ground. He then pluck out his lumpa (LP) and placed it carefully on top of his towel and put it nicely on a piece of log to prevent them from getting wet. He then jumped into the water and enjoy the sun...











After awhile, ahBeh reached...

ahBeh: "eeeEE! paiseh paiseh abit late, juznow got training... eh ur things put where ar? "

ahAnt: "Belongings juz put on the floor lah, then u can put ur lumpa on the log there, i also put mine there..."










ahBeh then proceeded to put his things down... however after he pluck out his
lumpa, he did not notice ahAnt's lumpa as they were too small. He thus accidentally put his lumpa on top of anAnt's...... he then happily jump into the water and join in the suntanning.











After an hour or so, ahXiang finally arrived...

ahXiang: "sorry...juznow got performance at zoo... eh my things put where ar?"

ahAnt: "nahbeh! so late! aya put near the log la. Lumpa then put on the log!"









Seeing that it was getting late and the sun was disappearing, ahXiang hurriedly pluck out his lumpa and dropped them on the log... he just carelessly placed them on top of ahBeh's lumpa... he then jumped into the water! (SPLASH!!!)










They played with water, swam together, hang around the pool, chat about sex, etc etc... 快乐时光过得快... suddenly ahBeh shouted!

ahBeh: "SHIT!!! Today saturday leh, got 4D race for me leh! Hongkan liao!LATE! Sure kana fuck by jockey liao! I gotta go off first, bye!"

ahBeh got out of the pond and frantically took his lumpa from the log and rush off! However he did not realise that he mistakenly took ahXiang's lumpa....









An hour passed... ahXiang felt tired...

ahXiang: "eh ahAnt , i very tired eh, think i go back first... wait zoo close liao cannot go in... u leaving?"

ahAnt: "Nah! Weak lei you! Too fat la, so fast tired... I wana tan awhile more... not dark enough leh... u go first lo... byebye!"

ahXiang got out of the pond and proceeded to the log to get his belongings... seeing the only pair of lumpa there, he naturally thought that those were his. He picked them up and plugged them back into place and slowly strolled back.









It was getting dark, the sun was also setting. ahAnt finally decided to go home. He got out of the pond, and went over to take his belongings... As he was about to retrieve his lumpa on the log, to his horror, he discovered that they were missing! He looked high and low around the log and the pond, but still could not find them!!! ahAnt lost his lumpa!!!










That was why ever since then...

horses are often seen raising their front legs and shouting, just to show off those big lumpa that he had found!











elephants are often seen shaking their heads and moaning, because his lumpa had became smaller for no reason!










ants are often seen walking towards each other, stop awhile and move on, because they will stop and ask everyone of their friends if they had seen their lumpa anywhere or not!











Note: If you are sharp enough, you might have realised where ahAnt's lumpa were....
by the end of this story......