Xiaobai Aid Memoir - Chpt 1-7
In case you are wondering if that particular strange person that you had encountered is xiaobai, here is a handbook for your reference......Chapter 1- MURMUR MURMUR AND MURMUR
If you encounter someone who cant speak properly at all, even if you are just standing within 30cm from him, yet you still cant hear what he is talking about, but only hear alot of murmuring...... You found a XIAOBAI!
Chapter 2- BURPEES
If you encounter someone who constantly burps fucking loudly (deep burp in the throat, yet loud and clear)...... You found a XIAOBAI!
Chapter 3- EYES WIPER
If you encounter someone who keeps flipping up his shirt to use the edge to wipe his eyes while revealing his stomach...... You found a XIAOBAI!
Chapter 4- FLIPPER
If you encounter someone who keeps flipping his handphone and not paying attention to his friends who are talking then...... You found a XIAOBAI!
CHAPTER 5- LOVE HIMSELF
If you encounter someone who was playing as a goalkeeper, but when people take a shot at goal, his first action is to run away and protect himself, instead of saving the shot...... You found a XIAOBAI!
Chapter 6- TIGER KNEE
If you encounter someone who foolishly uses his knee cap to kick the ball into the wrong directions, instead of simply using his foot...... You found a XIAOBAI!
Chapter 7- BOH JIO
If you encounter someone who is super bueh on, and is duper hard to jio him do anything...... You found a XIAOBAI!
(Listed above are just a few chapters showing the characteristics of a XIAOBAI... Hope these information comes in handy to you, they should be sufficient for the time being...... But in case you found a xiaobai... "May Buddha Bless You")
.........to be continued.........
posted by In case i died while running.... @ 3:54 AM
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9 Comments:
Dear Readers,
If you had also encountered a xiaobai before and discovered any new characteristics and wish to warn the public, u may comment and let me know... i will/might update the memoir (IF I AM F* FREE).
"防范小白，人人有责"
regards
ahxings
he always ends his sentence with a what...eg. i told u i not goin liao WHAT.
ya thats one of my contribution...
concerned heng...
chapter 8: if u pay $10 for $9.50 movie w/o getting any change back, u found xiaobai!
chapter 9: if u found shred of skin on the floor tt amt to a small mountain, u found xiaobai!
chapter 10: if u have someone keeping coughing or blowing air right in ur face, u found xiaobai!
chapter 11: if u found someone that is not good at every hobbies, u found xiaobai!
chapter 12: if u found vicks wrappers, u found xiaobai!
chapter 13: if u are in a gp of 5 but can only hear 4 ppl talking, u found xiaobai!
chapter 14: if u smell a strange odour in a clean environment, u found xiaobai!
more will come....
as promised...
chapter 15: if u found someone lagging behind while on a cycling trip, u found xiaobai!
chapter 16: if u found someone scratching himself till his skin all red, u found xiaobai!
chapter 17: if u found someone drinking water and vomitting after only 5 min of soccer, u found xiaobai!
chapter 18: when someone end ur call rudely, u found xiaobai!
chapter 19: if u found someone combing his hair den putting on a hat, u found xiaobai!
chapter 20: if u found someone's stamina wun improve despite jogging and putting wts on legs, u found xiaobai!
chapter 21: if u hear someone breathing loudly while watching a movie, u found xiaobai!
chapter 22: if u found someone wearing a RSAF shirt while just a storeman, u found xiaobai!
chapter 23: if u found someone adding u in frenster despite him being a stranger to u, u found xiaobai!
chapter 24: if...................
........... this is the comment tt doesn't end....
chapter 25: (in short) if u found someone simply CB, or treating old frens ike dirt, u found xiaobai!
Dear ping,
u r extremely PROACTIVE as i can see... thanks for ur contributions, i will update once i got time... (wow this type of post shld can tahan my readers for quite some time! hahaha)
but CHAPTER 9,14,16, might not be used due to its aggressive nature
regards
ahxings
haha.. uncle low really proactive in helping pple watch out for xiaobai. thanks for the info.
wee...
have some sympathy for xiaobai la.. he also human... hai..
Dear Anonymous,
您真是一言惊醒梦中人啊！
善哉，善哉！
regards
awakened ahxings
In order to atone for my evil deeds, i am going to write a blog to praise xiaobai's good pt! I will start thinking of wat good pt he has for me to write... incaseyouseemeverylongstillnopost... i am still thinking abt what is his good pt!
HAVE FAITH IN ME!
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