Sunday, August 06, 2006

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Its already near 6pm... ahxings was still slogging in his office rushing his project... He was supposed to meet his friends for street soccer at 5.30pm... HE WAS LATE, BUT HIS WORK IS STILL INCOMPLETE!

ahxings: "Fuck la... hole dimension change again... knn keep changing for what? Make me troublesome only...... sommore only change 1 mm.... WTF!!!" (murmur)

Due to the request of the customer, ahxings must alter his drawings before the workshop manufacture the parts and assemble onto the project itself, before sending it off to them. At this point of time, ahxings phone rang...

xiaobai: "Oi, 你到了没有,全部人到了,等你而已 leh...FUCK! 迟到!" (deep voice)

ahxings: "ANAH! 哄赶啦!我现在赶来啦!"

Ahxings decided to stop his work and leave for soccer. He was thinking of coming back on Saturday to finish it instead. As he was shutting down the computer, his boss came in...

Boss: "Ahxings ah, have you completed the drawings for the 5-Tonner seat design? The workshop needs them now, cause the army people are coming down at 6.30 to collect the 5-Tonner. Pass the drawings to me now."

ahxings: "Huh, you want now ar... ermmm............. ok lah. I send them to your email now."

Although ahxings had not completed the drawings, as one of the holes dimension had not been altered yet, but thinking that it was only a 1mm difference, it wun make much difference, thus ahxings copied the drawing files and send them to his boss. He packed up his bag, shut his computer and left for soccer.

Ahxings then reached the street soccer court and they started playing. The game was fast and furious, a great challenge of skills among the players. As the saying goes: ' 快乐时光过得快,又到时间说byebye' ! While everyone was happily playing, time seemed to fly. It was 9.30pm already. They realised it was getting late and decided to call it a day.

As usual, ahxings, xiaobai, kiv, ping and rusty had their shower and proceeded to have have their supper. They decided to have the supper at the City Harvest coffee shop this time. They had their food and continued chatting and joking at the coffee shop. Suddenly there was an emergency news being telecast on the television... Ahxings and friends looked up and watch the news...











ping: "哇蓝!又塌啊!"

rusty: "死浆多人,还有浆多人还没被找到。Sibeh 惨 lei......"

kiv: "为什么会倒啊?"

xiaobai: "嗯.......i think...." (deep voice)

ahxings: "FUCK lah!一定是那些 engineers 上次重建Nicoll Highway的时候又没有算好啦,妈的!他们的责任感在哪里?他们的专业在哪里?拿这样多薪水,工又不好好做,只会打马虎眼,偷工减料。现在害死这么多人,以后一定有报应的!越想越 dulan! "

ping: "Aaya, 不是每个人都会象你这样想的嘛。你以为每个人都跟你一样 responsible 啊?"

ahxings: "没有啦,你过奖了。 Haaaaaaizzzz...... 世界不应该是这样的。。。 做人也不应该是这样的!"


(ahxings, xiaobai, kiv, ping, rusty sighed.........)

Back then…. After ahxings' boss received his drawings, he passed them to the workshop workers to manufacture the parts immediately. The parts were then assembled to the 5-Tonner right away and driven back to the camp. The awaiting soldiers loaded up the tonner and followed it back to camp....
The soldiers had just finished their live firing and were returning back to unit. They were tired and fast asleep in the vehicle... The 5-Tonner was travelling alright on the road. However something was about to happen....









A screw suddenly got loosen from the driven hole and drop off from on of the seats which the soldiers were sitting on.
The soldier who was sleeping felt a jerk on the seat got a shock and accidentally squeezed the trigger on his rifle. "PPANGG!!!"














The rifle was not cleared properly. There was a round still inside the chamber. A shot was fired off. Everyone on board the tonner was shocked and awaken by the sound of the gunshot. However everyone at the back of the 5-Tonner was okay, no one was injured... they did not know where that round had landed...
The 5-Tonner continued moving on the road..........










.........................all by itself……………………….

8 Comments:

At 6/8/06 1:02 AM, Blogger jx said...

What did xiaobai say after "i think" ??

 
At 6/8/06 1:04 AM, Blogger In case i died while running.... said...

Dear jx,

As usual what.... either his reply too slow, or too muffled to be heard...


regards
returned ahxings

 
At 6/8/06 1:05 AM, Blogger jx said...

did u edit ur story after u posted it?? cos i spotted one mistake.............after i refreshed, its corrected........

or izzit 7th month?? HIAK HIAK HIAK

CHEERS

 
At 6/8/06 11:12 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

why hourhand pts directly at 6 when minutehand havent reach 12?

 
At 6/8/06 5:17 PM, Blogger In case i died while running.... said...

Dear Rusty,

Because of PARALLAX ERROR...

 
At 6/8/06 9:16 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I can see that you can putting in effort to write. You should let Xiaobai play a bigger role so as to make the story even more interesting.

 
At 6/8/06 11:03 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

as usual...rusty did his rusty job again..looking at mistakes tt are not relevant...ya..tis is a gd story line..but..没有笑点。。


关心的兴。。。

 
At 6/8/06 11:44 PM, Blogger In case i died while running.... said...

Dear heng,

可能我已经失去了我的“动”...

(i lost my touch)


regards
ahxings

 

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