Friends in Need, Friends Indeed
Xiaobai finally got his wish and dated his dream girl, nin, out for a dinner. However he was very stressed about it as he don't know how to impress her that night, thus he decided to seek help from ahxings...

After hearing xiaobai's problem, ahxings immediately thought of an idea to help him... he whispered the plan to xiaobai. Xiaobai was delighted, he agreed to it without much thinking.
Finally the big day arrived. As planned xiaobai took a cab to nin house to fetch her, brought her to the high class restaurant he booked days before, gave her a bunch of roses and carried on with their candle light dinner. The ambience was great, music was erotic, everything was perfect. After the dinner, xiaobai initiated to walk her home. Nin agreed. They walked side by side with each other, but too shy to get too close to each other... LOVE IS IN THE AIR...

But suddenly!!! Something jumped out from the bush nearby!

It was a robbery! Nin was shocked! She was so scared that she subconciously grabbed on to xiaobai tightly and clinged on behind him. However, not known to nin, this was a ploy by ahxings to help xiaobai play hero by protecting her... it was all planned... Xiaobai was absolutely delighted. However THE SHOW muz go on... Xiaobai shouted...
xiaobai: "NIN!你不要怕!有我在,我不会让任何人伤害到你的!" (deep voice)
After saying, xiaobai stepped forward to stage a fight with ahxings... as planned, ahxings was supposed to lose, and act as if being badly defeated by xiaobai. With his bare hands, xiaobai "battled it out" with the "robber" in front of nin...



(DEEP VOICE)
At this point of time, nin was terribly worried about xiaobai's safety, but at the same time totally mesmerised by his heroism and fell for him... suddenly!!!

Ahxings got too carried away and accidentally slashed xiaobai's hand with his knife.
nin: "AaaaaaaaaaaaahhhHHHH!!!!!" (scream)
xiaobai: "ARGH! FUUUCK!!!" (deep voice)
ahxings (robber) : "SHIT!!! SORRY XIAOBAI!!! 我不小心的,我不是故意的!SORRY SORRY!!!"
nin: "Xiaobai? You called him xiaobai???"
(2 minutes of silence)
Ahxings realised that he had cocked up the show, the cat is out of the bag...
ahxings: "ermmm... 今天本大爷就放你们一马,告辞!"
After saying, ahxings immediately turned and ran away... xiaobai and nin were left alone. Xiaobai turned to nin, gave an awkward smile and tried to explain...
xiaobai: "nin... actually hor i............" (deep voice)
"PIIIIIIIIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKKKKKKKK!!!!!"

Ahxings escaped, nin walked home herself, xiaobai's left cheek feels hot......
8 Comments:
why is there no comments for this post??
concerned heng...
Dear Concerned,
Maybe this post also too lousy, recent posts keep kana fuck by ppl...
Has my journey reached the end???
regards
ahxings
no matter how lousy it is...there will always be a supporter...BRIAN...coz he will come up to check every now and then see what bad stuffs u are writing abt him..and there's a RUSTY to come n 'spell check' for u..and last but not least..the ever concerned heng...
concerned heng...
i see wat u are trying to get us to focus on MR RUSTED..but..if its a joke..its not funny...i am concerned for the quality of ur jokes recently too..
CONCERNED HENG
LAST SENTENCE
'xiaobai's left cheek feels hot' is wrong. Should be 'xiaobai's left cheek felt hot' because the context of the story is in past tense.
TIAN WANG HUI HUI , SHU ER BU LOU
can do a blog on ah lok or not?
shud be quite funny.
awaiting ur release soon.
love u.
it mus be jack....
concerned heng...
Dear Jack,
BUT lok had been devastated enuff recently... if he suffers another blow....他可能会死的!
regards
compassionate ahxings
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