Wednesday, August 09, 2006

Be A Man, Do The Right Thing!

Xiaobai was on his way to Khatib Camp to borrow some stores from their CQ. Upon reaching, he realised that the CQ was'nt around. He did not want to go back empty handed, thus he had to approach their QM for help...














xiaobai: "Erm, sir, your CQ not around har? Then can i T-loan 1 x jerry can from you instead?" (deep voice)

QM: "Oi, cheebye... do i look like a fucking storeman to you? Draw store also need me ar? Fuckyou understand!?! You this cheebye sergeant, say nicely is called a CQ, say crudely, you are also a fucking STOREMAN only.... now FUCK OFF!!!!!"

Xiaobai was stunned... he had never been so badly insulted before... his pride was hurt... First time in his life, he felt so upset. He sat down to think about what that QM officer had said juznow... What made himself land in this sorry state...

True. xiaobai was PES C upon enlistment, he geng~ during his BMT, he skip whatever training that was shiong, he skipped his IPPT, he skipped his field camp, he even skipped all the road marches. However he still managed to skimp through and pass out. He got posted to his current camp to be a CQ, he made no initiatives in doing things, he only lived day by day, wake up to wait for tea break, tea break to wait for lunch, lunch to wait for the 2nd tea break, and then to wait for last parade and return home. Anything he can siam~, he will siam~. That was how he was leading his army days. Now he got his desserts, he got fucked for what he was...

xiaobai: "FUCK!! FROM TODAY ONWARDS I WILL CHANGE, I WILL STRIVE TO BE THE BEST AND MAKE THE BEST OF MY DAYS. NO ONE CAN EVER FUCK ME AND INSULT ME EVER AGAIN!!!!!! I PROMISE!!!!" (voice not deep anymore, loud and clear)

Upon reaching camp, xiaobai proceeded to the Manpower Branch to look for his S1. After a long hour of close door discussion....

S1: "OK since you insist, i will arrange for you now... i wish you good luck in your future endeavours." (stood up and shook xiaobai's hand)

Xiaobai convinced his S1 to let him post out of his camp, he was going to get his PES upgraded, recourse his BMT and pass out as a true COMBATANT!

A week later, xiaobai arrived at Pulau Tekong. This was the real start of his new life. Training was tough, life was hard. Everyday was lived in fear. Every small mistake can land everyone in deep shit of punishment.

It was the company Range day. The entire company set off to the range to have their live shoot. Everything went through smoothly, until it was xiaobai's turn to shoot... After a firing 2 shots at the target, xiaobai could not fire off the 3rd round. Without stopping to unload his magazine and check clear the rifle's chamber, xiaobai cocked the rifle again and fired off the 3rd round. All these actions of his were caught by his Platoon Commander's eyes right from the start.

Xiaobai was walking back to the training shed after his shoot when he was called upon by his PC, 2LT Xiong...

2LT Xiong: "Xiaobai, what did you do juznow during your shoot?"

xiaobai: "I shot at the target sir..." (deep voice)

2LT Xiong: "However your rifle encountered an IA during the shoot and what did you do?"

xiaobai: "I cleared my IA..." (deep voice)

2LT Xiong: "How you clear it? DId you clear it the right way?"

xiaobai was hesitant in answering. He knew that he did not clear his IA the correct way. He knew that it was a serious offence, he dare not admit it, afraid of the consequences... he decided to take a gamble...

xiaobai: "Sir, i unload the magazine, check clear the chamber, check the magazine again, load back the magazine, cock and fire off the last round...sirrr" (deep and soft voice)

2LT Xiong: "Well done soldier...................KNOCK IT DOWN!"

"Down! Down! Down! Down! Down! Down! Down! Down! Down! Down! Down! Down! Down! Down! Down! Down! Down! Down! Down! CANNOT HEAR YOU! START FROM ZERO! Down! Down! Down! Down! Down! Down! Down! Down! Down! Down! GO DOWN LOWER! START FROM ZERO!! Down! Down! Down! Down! Down! Down! Down! Down! Down! Down! Down! Down! TOO SOFT!!! START FROM ZERO!!! Down! Down! Down! Down! Down! Down! Down! Down! Down! Down! Down! Down! Down! Down! Down! Down! Down! Down! Down! Down! Down! Down! Down! Down! Down! Down! Down! Down! Down! Down! Down! DID I SAY STOP? WHY YOU STOPPING?!! Down! Down! Down! Down! Down! Down! Down! Down! Down! Down! Down! Down! Down! Down! Down! Down! Down! Down! Down! Down! Down! Down! Down! Down! Down! Down! Down! Down! Down! Down! Down! Down! Down! Down! Down! Down! Down! Down! Down! Down! Down! Down! Down! Down! Down! Down! Down! DOWN!!!



Xiaobai's hands were trembling now... Sweat covering his face...



2LT Xiong squat down beside xiaobai and looked at him...

2LT Xiong: "Xiaobai, i saw what you did juznow... but i still purposely asked you what you did. I was hoping that you would admit your mistake to me firmly. I was disappointed... I punished you not because of your mistake, but for your integrity... Xiaobai, you are a good soldier, i know you will go far. I hope this lesson today will live with you forever and you will never forget to ADMIT WHATEVER MISTAKE YOU MADE, REMEDY IT, AND BE BRAVE TO FACE ANY CONSEQUENCES. Be a man, do the right thing! You may recover......"

Xiaobai recovered, he stood up and looked at his PC's fading back view. Xiaobai did not hate him for the punishment, but thanked him for that.

xiaobai: "SIR.... THANKYOU SIR!!!" (crying, shaking deep soft voice)

10 weeks later, xiaobai passed out from BMT as the Company Best Soldier.














Upon passing out, xiaobai requested to his OC to help him arrange to get posted to COMMANDO to receive their training. His OC was touched by his determination... he agreed to it... Xiaobai was then successfully posted to COMMANDO camp. He received the toughest and most rigorous training there in order to convert into a full fledge commando. All his superiors there tried ways and means to tekan him, and to make him out of course. However xiaobai's sheer determination and his iron will detered all their attempts. In fact as the days went by, even those commandos there were touched by xiaobai's determination and truly admire him for that... Indeed after months and months of gruelling training, xiaobai finally passed out as a FULL FLEDGE COMMANDO SPECIALIST!














Once again the COMMANDOS won the best result of their ATEC. They were the Guard of Honour for this year's National Day Parade. Of course xiaobai was part of the contingent. He felt excited and proud of himself. Days after days, weeks after weeks, they received training to prepare themselves to give a great performance on the National Day itself.... The big day had finally arrived......

Xiaobai, together with the contingent marched in smartly... They formed up neatly and await the president... The president arrived and inspected them... Xiaobai was standing right in front in the contingent. As the president walked past him and took a glance at him, xiaobai could feel a sudden sense of achievement and honour... he had not let himself down... he had fulfilled his promise...



The inspection was done, the Parade Commander called on the parade.... It was now time for the Guard of Honour Contingents to fire their rifles to show compliment to the president.

Parade Commander: "HORMAAAAT............................................. TEMPAAAAATTTT!!!!" (1st round of fire)

"Piak! Piak! Piak! Piak! Piak! Piak! Piak! Piak! Piak! Piak! Piak! Piak! Piak! Piak! Piak! Piak! Piak! Piak! Piak! Piak! Piak! Piak! Piak! Piak! Piak!"

Parade Commander: "HORMAAAAT............................................. TEMPAAAAATTTT!!!!" (2nd round of fire)

"Piak! Piak! Piak! Piak! Piak! Piak! Piak! Piak! Piak! Piak! Piak! Piak! Piak! Piak! Piak! Piak! Piak! Piak! Piak! Piak! Piak! Piak! Piak! Piak! Piak!"

As xiaobai was squeezing his trigger, he realised that it could not be squeezed... something was wrong with the rifle... it was coming to his side to fire now... he calmed himself down, clear his mind and think of what he should do.... suddenly flashback of his memories appeared in his mind... he recalled what his ex PC, 2LT Xiong said...


"Be a man, do the right thing!"

The firing ceased, the Parade Commander was about to shout the next command, "Paraa........." when suddenly................

"IA!! IA!!!" ....................................... a deep and loud voice was heard from the parade square, among the Guard of Honour Contingents..... IT WAS XIAOBAI!!!

xiaobai: "IA IA!!! (krack krack) Unload magazine! (krack) CLEAR!!! (krack, krack krack) Magazine loaded! (krack) Ready!!!" (deep and loud voice)

Xiaobai stoodup, Rifle held up in the air, muzzle pointing to the sky. Ready to fire, proud of his behaviour......













The Contingent Commander was shocked.
The Parade Commander was dumb founded,
The President was stunned.
The National Stadium was silenced.........


15 Comments:

At 10/8/06 9:45 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

not bad. lotsa effort.

 
At 10/8/06 11:48 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

well done....at least its backed to xiaobai...i am very sure rusty will come out with a spell check for u very soon coz i spotted a mistake..remedy it before he does..its the paragraph between the pic of the pumping and the pic of the green beret..


concerned HENG...

 
At 11/8/06 1:09 AM, Blogger jx said...

I usually tell my men to kaysiao and diam diam if they misfire.

 
At 12/8/06 2:16 AM, Blogger In case i died while running.... said...

note: AMENDMENT MADE

 
At 13/8/06 3:12 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

i realised xiaobai got his marksman batch... even though he misfired... care to clarify ah xings?

 
At 13/8/06 3:13 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

i wonder whos that qm...

 
At 13/8/06 3:17 AM, Blogger In case i died while running.... said...

Dear Jack,

DETERMINATION. as simple as that. reshoot even if there is a need. (see far)


regards
ahxings

 
At 13/8/06 4:41 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

how come no thai wing?

 
At 13/8/06 7:17 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

when xiaobai kana pumped.. is the liquid drooling his sweat or his saliva? makes hell of a difference man

 
At 14/8/06 11:42 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

A good mix of facts and wild imaginations!!
Facts - he did skip ippt and all road marches(rusty & i are witnesses)
Wild imaginations - his determination wun get him tt far(even after adding wts to his legs and jogging, he cant last 15 min of a soccer game)

ps: xiaobai need to drink some water b 4 he can puke disgustingly like he always do

 
At 15/8/06 12:42 AM, Blogger In case i died while running.... said...

Dear eL,

pls dun think tat xiaobai is a regular... he is still nsf...


Dear rust,

何必呢?何必呢?


Dear ping,

善哉,善哉......


regards
earnest ahxings

 
At 16/8/06 10:22 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

It has been a long time since we readers read abt Ali and Mena.

 
At 17/8/06 3:49 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

haiz...pls take note of mr incaseidiedwhilerunning's effort...whenever a mistake is being brought up to him in the blog..he remedy it straight away...for eg..how many of u noticed the missing bayonet and the commando's air borne badge?ya..so cheerios for mr incaseidiedwhilerunning..pls praise him instead of flaming him...he is not XIAXUE


concerned HENG...

 
At 17/8/06 8:28 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dear concerned heng,

we are trying very hard to push incaseidiedwhilerunning to his peak so that he can write better.

by pointing out his mistakes, we are actually showing our involvement in incaseidiedwhilerunning. we are not treating him like xiaxue, least to say flaming. we love incaseidiedwhilerunning.

we love the characters -xiaobai, ali, mena, ahxings...

concerned eL

 
At 17/8/06 8:34 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

whos mena?

 

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