Sunday, August 20, 2006

Determination

Ahwee invited heng, jag and ahxings to help his friends play against another team on a fine sunday evening... the game started off well and good, but as the tempo increases, frustration also rises for some players...

The first half ended without much hiccups, but the second half was filled with fiery play... fouls after fouls, quarrels accompanied by insults, finally a fight erupted.

One of the opponent players fouled ahwee's friend, Mr Tan. Not only did he not apologise, he even scolded Mr Tan...

Opponent: "FU*K YOUR MOTHER LAH!"

Mr Tan was furious, he went forward and gave the opponent a push. The indian refree immediately reacted. He happened to witness everything and knew that it was the fault of the opponent. He went forward and issued an immediate RED CARD to the opponent...

Ahxings happened to be standing beside them. Ahxings also felt that the decision was fair and good. He went forward to where they are having the conversation, hoping to stir some shit...

Opponent: "If you send me off... you must also send their player off!" (agitated)

Refree: "No. No. Please leave the field now." (Decisive)

Ahxings: "Ha ha! Yah loh! Juz leave lah!"

Opponent: "Then if you send me off...... i will get the whole team to go!" (furious)

Refree: "No! No! PLEASE leave the field NOW!" (Firm)

Ahxings: "Aha ha ha ha! Nice one ref!"










Opponent: "OK! Then if you send me off......... i am not going to pay you!" (arrogant)

Refree: "NO! NO! NO!! PLEEeeeeeeee................." (thinking)

Ahxings: "WAHA HA HAH HAHA HAA! WELL DONE LAH REF! HAHAHAHA HAHAHAAaaaaa......"

Refree: ".................eeeeaaaassseee STAY and play on!" (final decision)

Ahxings: "haaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrRRRRRR?"


"PRREEEEE!" The game proceeded with still 11 players in each team......

5 Comments:

At 20/8/06 10:23 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

not funny.

how come never play soccer with Ali?

 
At 21/8/06 12:02 AM, Blogger Skai Chan said...

It works. I saw your updates. Lol. RSS rocks.

 
At 21/8/06 12:50 AM, Blogger In case i died while running.... said...

Dear eL,

This post is BASE ON TRUE STORY... thus like tat is like tat lioa, cant be funnier lioa... wo jin li le...


regards
ahxings

 
At 21/8/06 1:12 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

its great...coz i was the witness there too...nice one there seow




concerned heng...

 
At 22/8/06 8:58 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

that indian wu pek yao so black bo??

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but well coloured...

 

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