Sunday, September 17, 2006

Xiaobai Aid Memoir - Chapter 26-30

In case you are wondering if that particular strange person that you had encountered is xiaobai, here is a handbook for your reference......


Chapter 26 - PSEUDO LISTENING




If you encounter someone who was not listening to his friend when he was talking, but was actively looking at something afar, when there was nothing at all over there...... You found a XIAOBAI!

Chapter 27 - INDIAN HEAD






If you encounter someone who keeps lying to his friends but keeps getting exposed because his lies are simply too lousy...... You found a XIAOBAI!

Chapter 28 - TOUFU HANDS





If you encounter someone whos hands are more useless than his legs when controlling a ball and can never hold a ball firmly without dropping it no matter how slow it is coming towards him...... You found a XIAOBAI!

Chapter 29 - RECIPOCAL



If you encounter someone who will praise you back 3 times if you praise him once, or insult you back 3 times after you insulted him once...... You found a Xiaobai!

Chapter 30 - INFO LOAD



If you encounter someone that needs to be loaded with many questions, before he answers you your first question, because he takes extremely long to process your questions to come out with his silly answers...... You found a XIAOBAI!



(Listed above are just a few chapters showing the characteristics of a XIAOBAI... Hope these information comes in handy to you, they should be sufficient for the time being...... But in case you found a xiaobai... "May Buddha Bless You"...........Ping is right... there is no end to the chapter s of this Aid Memoir, thus i think i will stop it here, with my warmest heart!)

3 Comments:

At 19/9/06 10:23 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

重炒旧post..
没创意...

 
At 19/9/06 7:59 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

How come Xiao Bai never retaliate?

 
At 24/9/06 12:19 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

downfall



concerned heng...

 

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