Thursday, October 05, 2006

Family Guy (NC16)


Time flies... ahxings, xiaobai and friends had graduated and went into different working fields to pursue their career and dreams... It has been a long time since they last met up and get together... Longing to see his friends, ahxings decided to call everyone down for a game of soccer on that Friday... To his surprise, although everyone was busy, they still agreed to come down and play......... just like in the past..............................

The game was great, although everyone got old, they could not run as fast as last time, but the court was still filled with fun an laughter... and as usual, 快乐时光过得快,又到时间说byebye! From 6pm they played till 10pm, if the lights at the court didn't went off, they wouldn't know that it was already so late.

The friends bid each other farewell and left. Just as last time, ahxings, xiaobai, kiv, rusty, ping, gene, lokky, benn and mic left together and proceeded to Jurong Point's Mac to catch a bite and have some DXLWS (Du Xiaobai Lanjiao Weh Session).

Upon reaching Boonlay Interchange, they alighted the bus and walked towards Jurong Point... However Xiaobai suddenly said...

xiaobai: "eh! 我要回家了!bye.." (deep voice)

ping: "ANA ANAH! FUCKOFF 啦! 回啦! 回啦!"

ahxings & friends: "Bye bye....."

The rest of them proceeded to Jurong Point's Mac to have their meals and 照样 du xiaobai's lanjiao weh, even without his presence... the topic seems never ending.... once again, 快乐时光过得快,又到时间说byebye! It was getting late and everyone was getting tired... They decided to head home. While walking out of Jurong Point, Benn, who seemed troubled and quiet all along during the DXLWS finally spoke up...

benn: "Ermm, guys.... guys.... sorry ar, i got something to ask you all... ermmm how come xiaobai so fast go home liao?Why he dowan to join us? Isit he dulan us liao?" (puzzled)

ahxings: "Aya...so this is what that is bothering you the whole night? haha! Aya every Friday is xiaobai's family day what... he go home and spend quality time with his family lah! haha!"

mic: "But i remember last year or what xiaobai's parents migrated to USA to stay with his elder brother ma. Now only left him alone working in Singapore..."

ahxings: "Aya he went home to play with his children la, not his siblings or parents. OK?"

ping: "Hahaha, 还是 ahxings 最了解 xiaobai!"

benn: "Oh 原来 xiaobai got married and settled down with kids liao ar... wah very fast hor him... Din realise he is such a family guy"


ahxings: "LUMPA lah! He still single lah! Hhahaha!"

benn: "........................huh.........................?"

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(Xiaobai at home....)


13 Comments:

At 5/10/06 3:07 AM, Blogger In case i died while running.... said...

Dear Readers,

I tried my best to crop the picture to make it as IN-EXPLICIT as possible liao... My apologis for any uncomfort caused...


(dun flag me down pls)
(dun report me pls)


regards
scared ahxings

 
At 5/10/06 9:41 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

SIKH!!!

 
At 5/10/06 9:42 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

xiao bai head really big ah...manage to block the explicit parts...

 
At 5/10/06 11:59 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

children..... means sperm?..

GOT SO PATHETIC ANOT?!
WHY I NEVER SEE ANYONE OF US HAVING TO GO HOME EARLY TO ACCOMPANY WIFE AND FAMILY?????
WHY WE STILL HAVE SO MUCH TIME TO TUANG AT JURONG POINT AFTER SO MANY YEARS??????????
WHY?
WHY?!
WHY?!?!?!?!
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btw its fun anD laughter...

cheers~

 
At 5/10/06 8:06 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

haa. funny.

sibei funny.

du xiao bai lan jiao weh.

 
At 6/10/06 12:02 AM, Blogger In case i died while running.... said...

-_- ............... how come this time all the comments so kind and nice to me....

可怜我啊?
同情我啊?
看不起我啊?

I DUN NEED THAT!!!!........ but thanks anyway... hee :)

 
At 7/10/06 5:35 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

usually play soccer liao super tired le leh... xiaobai so power ah... still got energy to... *ahem*...

 
At 8/10/06 10:51 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

my comment kind and nice meh?

 
At 8/10/06 4:08 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Du Xiaobai Lan Jiao Weh(DXLJW) is considered as one of the most important discovery this century.

 
At 8/10/06 7:16 PM, Blogger In case i died while running.... said...

Dear eL,

actually rather than say DXLWS is an activity....it can be said to be a culture, a devotion or even...... a way of life!!!

(join us in our nxt DXLWS!)


regards
ahxings

 
At 9/10/06 6:51 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

if i am not wrong hor... xiaobai seems to be watching indian XXX. (when enlarging the pic)... er xin! er xin! shi zai you gou er xin! pls clarify!

 
At 15/10/06 11:09 PM, Blogger In case i died while running.... said...

Dear anonymous,

xiaobai nv watch indian porn 1.... he oni love angmoh porn... cos he likes it gou HARDCORE!

the gal not indian! BRUNETT lah! angmoh zhabor with orh tao moh!


regards
patient ahxings

 
At 17/10/06 6:28 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

how come no new posts? Explain.

your readers are sick of waiting.

 

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