Saturday, January 21, 2006

见鬼3

Xiaobai was walking home after having late night supper with his fren, ah lan. He was walking alone along the road, when it started getting misty and scary... The road was quiet, w/o a single soul in sight... SUDDENLY, xiaobai noticed a block of HDB flats to his right... it was dark, errie and looked deserted. His curiosity propelled him to take a glance at the block using the corner of his eyes... to his horror, he saw a figure standing at one of the dark windows and waving at him!













Xiaobai's shit head was nearly scared out of his arse. He panicked! W/o thinking, he unplugged his legs from the ground and ran aimlessly as fast as they could carry him. He dare not open his eyes, he juz ran and ran.








Then he decided to open his eyes to check if the ghostly figure was still there. He turned his head and was petrified to see the figure now standing by the road side, still waving at him! (1 and the 1/2 inch of his shit had squirted out of his arsehole by now!)












xiaobai : "FUCK lah!!! WHY IS 'IT' STILL FOLLOWING ME LEH!!! FUUUUCCCCKKKK!!!!" (deep voice)


Xiaobai's mind was now in a mess, he continued his aimless run, tried to shout, but no sound could get out of his throat... suddenly he got an idea. He decided to call his fren for help and get some moral courage out of it. He took out his handphone and called the first name on the list...







the call got thru....






Xiaobai: "喂!我看到鬼啊!怎么办?怎么办?FUCK 啦!FUUUUUUCCCCCKKKKK!!!!" (deep voice)

ahxings: "erm.... xiaobai...为什么你一直在跑啊?我刚才看到你,跟你 wave 你也没有睬我...什么事 lei 你?ohhh! 你自己一个人这么晚来跑步啊?哈哈哈!"

xiaobai: "...............................(silence).................................... FUCK YOU LAH!" (deep voice)

xiaobai ended the call.












ahxings was puzzled.

Not understanding what happened, ahxings continued walking to the nearby gas station to buy his potato chips...

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5 Comments:

At 22/1/06 2:01 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

xiaobai shd hold his handphone wif his right hand.
he's not a left-hander...

 
At 22/1/06 3:19 AM, Blogger In case i died while running.... said...

Dear KIV,

pls note.... xiaobai is in a state of great confusion, this is also a technique used to enhance this pt. Great tat u noticed it. (thank you for taking 2 min of ur study time to come n support [May Buddha Bless You]


regards
ahxings

 
At 23/1/06 6:23 PM, Blogger In case i died while running.... said...

Dear Rusty,

You are only party correct... Kiv not oni commented to spam his own deviant art acc, but also to try to give me a fake impression that he has not been studying FURIOUSLY & RIGOROUSLY, but have been finding time to relax himself online... all his actions cant escape my 火眼金睛!But i usually choose not to expose people... as i have always said...凡事做得太尽,缘分势必早尽!

 
At 25/1/06 12:57 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

DUI!!!

 
At 25/1/06 11:31 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

you can do better than that...a bit disappointed...
sad heng

 

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