五计

ahxings was walking at Jurong Point aimless (as usual). As he was approaching the escalator, he suddenly saw a girl wearing a super short mini skirt up the escalator. He looked up and saw her underwear! ahxings was delighted. However, good things dun last. The girl suddenly looked down and saw ahxings peeping at her underwear. She turned and told her boyfriend beside her. They took the other escalator down. Her boyfriend was very much like a gangster, however to ahxings' delight, he was only about 3 heads taller than ahxings... Boyfriend approached ahxings and shouted at him...

Boyfriend: "CB! 你偷看我女朋友的底裤啊！"
ahxings: "Erm! 对！我看到了！"

The gangster boyfriend now got more dulaned with ahxings. He PUSHED ahxings on his shoulder and shouted at him...

Boyfriend: "CB! 你很五计hor! 你欠打是吗？"




ahxings was extraordinarily calm. He looked at the boyfriend and said to him cooly...









The boyfriend now extremely dulaned with ahxings. He moved one step closer to ahxings and SHOUTED...

Boyfriend: "CB! 你会功夫啊？你很能打啊？来啦！打啦！"

ahxings calmly lifts up his head and looked at him...










The boyfriend turned around and left with his girlfriend... they are never seen around at Jurong Point again......