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大家都说我不好笑了，老了。。。

but 我一定会再站起来，不被老击败！

Xiaobai Aid Memoir - Chapter 26-30

In case you are wondering if that particular strange person that you had encountered is xiaobai, here is a handbook for your reference......


Chapter 26 - PSEUDO LISTENING




If you encounter someone who was not listening to his friend when he was talking, but was actively looking at something afar, when there was nothing at all over there...... You found a XIAOBAI!

Chapter 27 - INDIAN HEAD






If you encounter someone who keeps lying to his friends but keeps getting exposed because his lies are simply too lousy...... You found a XIAOBAI!

Chapter 28 - TOUFU HANDS





If you encounter someone whos hands are more useless than his legs when controlling a ball and can never hold a ball firmly without dropping it no matter how slow it is coming towards him...... You found a XIAOBAI!

Chapter 29 - RECIPOCAL



If you encounter someone who will praise you back 3 times if you praise him once, or insult you back 3 times after you insulted him once...... You found a Xiaobai!

Chapter 30 - INFO LOAD



If you encounter someone that needs to be loaded with many questions, before he answers you your first question, because he takes extremely long to process your questions to come out with his silly answers...... You found a XIAOBAI!



(Listed above are just a few chapters showing the characteristics of a XIAOBAI... Hope these information comes in handy to you, they should be sufficient for the time being...... But in case you found a xiaobai... "May Buddha Bless You"...........Ping is right... there is no end to the chapter s of this Aid Memoir, thus i think i will stop it here, with my warmest heart!)

Xiaobai Aid Memoir - Chpt 1-7

In case you are wondering if that particular strange person that you had encountered is xiaobai, here is a handbook for your reference......


Chapter 1- MURMUR MURMUR AND MURMUR

If you encounter someone who cant speak properly at all, even if you are just standing within 30cm from him, yet you still cant hear what he is talking about, but only hear alot of murmuring...... You found a XIAOBAI!

Chapter 2- BURPEES






If you encounter someone who constantly burps fucking loudly (deep burp in the throat, yet loud and clear)...... You found a XIAOBAI!


Chapter 3- EYES WIPER

If you encounter someone who keeps flipping up his shirt to use the edge to wipe his eyes while revealing his stomach...... You found a XIAOBAI!


Chapter 4- FLIPPER

If you encounter someone who keeps flipping his handphone and not paying attention to his friends who are talking then...... You found a XIAOBAI!


CHAPTER 5- LOVE HIMSELF






If you encounter someone who was playing as a goalkeeper, but when people take a shot at goal, his first action is to run away and protect himself, instead of saving the shot...... You found a XIAOBAI!

Chapter 6- TIGER KNEE






If you encounter someone who foolishly uses his knee cap to kick the ball into the wrong directions, instead of simply using his foot...... You found a XIAOBAI!


Chapter 7- BOH JIO

If you encounter someone who is super bueh on, and is duper hard to jio him do anything...... You found a XIAOBAI!



(Listed above are just a few chapters showing the characteristics of a XIAOBAI... Hope these information comes in handy to you, they should be sufficient for the time being...... But in case you found a xiaobai... "May Buddha Bless You")



.........to be continued.........