爱情

Rainy Wednesday, 1642hrs

Ahwee, ahxings, xiaobai, and linkin park (respectively) were having their PE lecture in LT6. The lecturer was giving his lecture while they were chatting away. As usual, xiaobai was the centre of topic......

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西游记

唐僧与徒弟们从中土大唐前往西天取经，路途十万八千里，波折重重，艰辛不已。一路上时不时还会遇上阴险狡猾的妖精们，企图谋害唐僧，吃他的肉，以求长生不老。。。

有一天唐僧一行人照往常一样上路。半路，唐僧忽然听见有人向他打招呼。。。他回头一看，看见了。。。

女孩： "Hello~~小师傅，您好！我迷路了，好害怕啊！不知道小师傅能不能送我一程？"
唐僧： "Ermmm。。。Okay！"
女孩："谢谢您！嗯~~爱死你了！"



忽然大徒弟悟空冲了上来，大叫。。。

悟空： "妖精！呐命来！啊啊啊啊啊！！！"
唐僧：　"悟空！快住手！不可滥杀无辜，她是人不是妖啊！"

悟空不顾师傅的命令，一棒打向那女孩。“啊啊啊！！！”女孩大叫一声，当场被击毙。唐僧看见，万分dulan，开口大骂悟空。。。

唐僧： "阿弥陀佛！你又杀生了，这已经是第一千八百八十九个了！我对你已经是忍无可忍啦！！！我要念<<紧箍咒 >>啦！na mo da ci da bei a mi... a mi... mi... mi...? mi......?"

(唐僧忘记怎么念)

唐僧： "算了！我这次放过你！你滚！你滚！！你滚！！！"
八戒： "Ohhhhh~大师兄又被骂咯！Orbi Orbi~~"
沙僧： "Orrrrr~大师兄这次 hongkan了，我也帮不了你了。。。"


悟空： "Kaopeh啦！你们给我 diam diam 啦！师傅！那女人是妖精化身而成，只有我的火眼金睛才看得见。您不信的话现在可以看看那女人的尸体，便可知道她的真面目啦！"

唐僧走到尸体旁，赫然发现那女孩的尸体Boom! 的一声，化成了一道黑烟。黑烟慢慢散去，仔细一看，女孩变成了。。。。。。









唐僧含泪看着悟空，跑过去抱着他。。。

唐僧： "师傅错怪你啦！Sorry! 悟空~~~”
悟空： "师傅~~~”
唐僧： "悟空~~~~”
悟空： "师傅~~~~~”
唐僧： "悟空~~~~~~”
悟空： "师傅~~~~~~~”

他们师徒俩又再次和好，一起快快乐乐地上路，一起取经去！

1 x 10^(-9)

Assoc Prof ahxings was giving Physics lesson to his class...

Assoc Prof ahxings: "Ok do you all know "milli" is equivalent to how many?"
Students: "1 x 10 to the power of -3!"
Assoc Prof ahxings: "Correct! How about "micro"?"
Students: "1 x 10 to the power of -6!"
Assoc Prof ahxings: "Outstanding! Now what about "nano" then?"
Students: "1 x 10 to the power of -9!"
Assoc Prof ahxings: "WRONG! It should be.... nano nano nano nano nano nano nano, nano nano nano, sweet sour and salty~ nano nano~~ nano nanooo~ nano, nanoooOOOO~~~"
(ziiippp, ziiiipppp, krack, bruang, yeeeeeeee......... booom!)

All the students left the class.......

Note 10

Small ==> Tiny ==> Minute
Big ==> Huge ==> Gigantic
Good ==> Better ==> Best
Bad ==> Worse ==> Worst
Clever ==> Wise ==> Genius
Studious ==> Nerd ==> KEITH

五计

ahxings was walking at Jurong Point aimless (as usual). As he was approaching the escalator, he suddenly saw a girl wearing a super short mini skirt up the escalator. He looked up and saw her underwear! ahxings was delighted. However, good things dun last. The girl suddenly looked down and saw ahxings peeping at her underwear. She turned and told her boyfriend beside her. They took the other escalator down. Her boyfriend was very much like a gangster, however to ahxings' delight, he was only about 3 heads taller than ahxings... Boyfriend approached ahxings and shouted at him...

Boyfriend: "CB! 你偷看我女朋友的底裤啊！"
ahxings: "Erm! 对！我看到了！"

The gangster boyfriend now got more dulaned with ahxings. He PUSHED ahxings on his shoulder and shouted at him...

Boyfriend: "CB! 你很五计hor! 你欠打是吗？"




ahxings was extraordinarily calm. He looked at the boyfriend and said to him cooly...









The boyfriend now extremely dulaned with ahxings. He moved one step closer to ahxings and SHOUTED...

Boyfriend: "CB! 你会功夫啊？你很能打啊？来啦！打啦！"

ahxings calmly lifts up his head and looked at him...










The boyfriend turned around and left with his girlfriend... they are never seen around at Jurong Point again......