I am sure that everyone of you had been to the zoo before or had seen from somewhere, and noticed that horses like to raise up their front legs, while elephants often shake their head, and ants tend to walk towards each other, stop awhile and move on... but do you know why? Actually it was because......
Long ago, ant, horse and elephant were good friends of one another. Very often they will go for outing together. As usual ahAnt was often the one to give suggestions as to where to go and what to do... One fine afternooon.......
ahAnt: "eh today the sun very good leh, we go suntan leh!" ahBeh: "eeeeee! OK! Swee!" ahXiang: "cheers!"
All 3 friends agreed and fixed to meet at 3pm at the nearby pond. They then proceeded back to to prepare.
AhAnt was always punctual. He reached the pond by 3pm...
ahAnt: "Nahbeh... ahBeh and Xiang late again... ahh hongkan lah! i go and suntan first!"
ahAnt stroll to the side of the pond, took out his handphone and wallet and placed them on the ground. He then pluck out his lumpa (LP) and placed it carefully on top of his towel and put it nicely on a piece of log to prevent them from getting wet. He then jumped into the water and enjoy the sun...
After awhile, ahBeh reached...
ahBeh: "eeeEE! paiseh paiseh abit late, juznow got training... eh ur things put where ar? "
ahAnt: "Belongings juz put on the floor lah, then u can put ur lumpa on the log there, i also put mine there..."
ahBeh then proceeded to put his things down... however after he pluck out his lumpa, he did not notice ahAnt's lumpa as they were too small. He thus accidentally put his lumpa on top of anAnt's...... he then happily jump into the water and join in the suntanning.
After an hour or so, ahXiang finally arrived...
ahXiang: "sorry...juznow got performance at zoo... eh my things put where ar?"
ahAnt: "nahbeh! so late! aya put near the log la. Lumpa then put on the log!"
Seeing that it was getting late and the sun was disappearing, ahXiang hurriedly pluck out his lumpa and dropped them on the log... he just carelessly placed them on top of ahBeh's lumpa... he then jumped into the water! (SPLASH!!!)
They played with water, swam together, hang around the pool, chat about sex, etc etc... 快乐时光过得快... suddenly ahBeh shouted!
ahBeh: "SHIT!!! Today saturday leh, got 4D race for me leh! Hongkan liao!LATE! Sure kana fuck by jockey liao! I gotta go off first, bye!"
ahBeh got out of the pond and frantically took his lumpa from the log and rush off! However he did not realise that he mistakenly took ahXiang's lumpa....
An hour passed... ahXiang felt tired...
ahXiang: "eh ahAnt , i very tired eh, think i go back first... wait zoo close liao cannot go in... u leaving?"
ahAnt: "Nah! Weak lei you! Too fat la, so fast tired... I wana tan awhile more... not dark enough leh... u go first lo... byebye!"
ahXiang got out of the pond and proceeded to the log to get his belongings... seeing the only pair of lumpa there, he naturally thought that those were his. He picked them up and plugged them back into place and slowly strolled back.
It was getting dark, the sun was also setting. ahAnt finally decided to go home. He got out of the pond, and went over to take his belongings... As he was about to retrieve his lumpa on the log, to his horror, he discovered that they were missing! He looked high and low around the log and the pond, but still could not find them!!! ahAnt lost his lumpa!!!
That was why ever since then...
horses are often seen raising their front legs and shouting, just to show off those big lumpa that he had found!
elephants are often seen shaking their heads and moaning, because his lumpa had became smaller for no reason!
ants are often seen walking towards each other, stop awhile and move on, because they will stop and ask everyone of their friends if they had seen their lumpa anywhere or not!
Note: If you are sharp enough, you might have realised where ahAnt's lumpa were.... by the end of this story......
Ahxings' friends always said that he is constantly bullying xiaobai...... eventhough everyone critcised ahxings for his dreadful actions towards xiaobai, however this does not stop ahxings from continuing.... because....
ahxings is worried that xiaobai might starve hinself, he also dare not buy for him, as he is afraid that the food he buy might be to xiaobai's liking...
ahxings is worried that xiaobai might get hurt and got 'crushed' by his crush again, and again, and again, and again, and again...(and so on)
ahxings is worried that xiaobai might get too stressed up and miss out the fun and joy of school life, that will further worsen his austism and no-lifenesss...
ahxings is worried that xiaobai might not have enough pocket money to use, thus let him buy movie tickets for everone as he will automatically keep the 50cents change from the $10 that everyone gives him...
ahxings is worried that xiaobai's improvement in his football skill is way too slow, after playing for so many years the improvement is yet so little, thus he is more strict with him...
ahxings is worried that xiaobai might indulge himself in his world of pornography and walk to a path of no return, thus he will sacrifice himself by borrowing porn from xiaobai, but never return to him. Even though it tarnishes his name and reputation, but he knows that it is worth it and he definitely has no regrets... (ahxings never once looked at those porn he borrowed!) . . . . . . . . Although the whole world does not understand ahxings' 苦心, and misunderstood him.... but ahxings totally ignore these 世俗的眼光 and continue to take care of xiaobai, in his own way, his own school of teaching..... till the day he closes his eyes....... eternally......(look far)
Time flies... ahxings, xiaobai and friends had graduated and went into different working fields to pursue their career and dreams... It has been a long time since they last met up and get together... Longing to see his friends, ahxings decided to call everyone down for a game of soccer on that Friday... To his surprise, although everyone was busy, they still agreed to come down and play......... just like in the past..............................
The game was great, although everyone got old, they could not run as fast as last time, but the court was still filled with fun an laughter... and as usual, 快乐时光过得快，又到时间说byebye! From 6pm they played till 10pm, if the lights at the court didn't went off, they wouldn't know that it was already so late.
The friends bid each other farewell and left. Just as last time, ahxings, xiaobai, kiv, rusty, ping, gene, lokky, benn and mic left together and proceeded to Jurong Point's Mac to catch a bite and have some DXLWS (Du Xiaobai Lanjiao Weh Session).
Upon reaching Boonlay Interchange, they alighted the bus and walked towards Jurong Point... However Xiaobai suddenly said...
xiaobai: "eh! 我要回家了！bye.." (deep voice)
ping: "ANA ANAH! FUCKOFF 啦！ 回啦！ 回啦！"
ahxings & friends: "Bye bye....."
The rest of them proceeded to Jurong Point's Mac to have their meals and 照样 du xiaobai's lanjiao weh, even without his presence... the topic seems never ending.... once again, 快乐时光过得快，又到时间说byebye! It was getting late and everyone was getting tired... They decided to head home. While walking out of Jurong Point, Benn, who seemed troubled and quiet all along during the DXLWS finally spoke up...
benn: "Ermm, guys.... guys.... sorry ar, i got something to ask you all... ermmm how come xiaobai so fast go home liao?Why he dowan to join us? Isit he dulan us liao?" (puzzled)
ahxings: "Aya...so this is what that is bothering you the whole night? haha! Aya every Friday is xiaobai's family day what... he go home and spend quality time with his family lah! haha!"
mic: "But i remember last year or what xiaobai's parents migrated to USA to stay with his elder brother ma. Now only left him alone working in Singapore..."
ahxings: "Aya he went home to play with his children la, not his siblings or parents. OK?"
ping: "Hahaha, 还是 ahxings 最了解 xiaobai!"
benn: "Oh 原来 xiaobai got married and settled down with kids liao ar... wah very fast hor him... Din realise he is such a family guy"
ahxings: "LUMPA lah! He still single lah! Hhahaha!"
There is nothing abt me in this blog, i only want to keep a record of all the stupid things that happened around me, so that one day, in case i died while running, u all know what was happening all these years...
