Wednesday, May 17, 2006

Friends in Need, Friends Indeed


Xiaobai finally got his wish and dated his dream girl, nin, out for a dinner. However he was very stressed about it as he don't know how to impress her that night, thus he decided to seek help from ahxings...












After hearing xiaobai's problem, ahxings immediately thought of an idea to help him... he whispered the plan to xiaobai. Xiaobai was delighted, he agreed to it without much thinking.

Finally the big day arrived. As planned xiaobai took a cab to nin house to fetch her, brought her to the high class restaurant he booked days before, gave her a bunch of roses and carried on with their candle light dinner. The ambience was great, music was erotic, everything was perfect. After the dinner, xiaobai initiated to walk her home. Nin agreed. They walked side by side with each other, but too shy to get too close to each other... LOVE IS IN THE AIR...











But suddenly!!! Something jumped out from the bush nearby!











It was a robbery! Nin was shocked! She was so scared that she subconciously grabbed on to xiaobai tightly and clinged on behind him. However, not known to nin, this was a ploy by ahxings to help xiaobai play hero by protecting her... it was all planned... Xiaobai was absolutely delighted. However THE SHOW muz go on... Xiaobai shouted...

xiaobai: "NIN!你不要怕!有我在,我不会让任何人伤害到你的!" (deep voice)

After saying, xiaobai stepped forward to stage a fight with ahxings... as planned, ahxings was supposed to lose, and act as if being badly defeated by xiaobai. With his bare hands, xiaobai "battled it out" with the "robber" in front of nin...












(DEEP VOICE)

At this point of time, nin was terribly worried about xiaobai's safety, but at the same time totally mesmerised by his heroism and fell for him... suddenly!!!













Ahxings got too carried away and accidentally slashed xiaobai's hand with his knife.

nin: "AaaaaaaaaaaaahhhHHHH!!!!!" (scream)
xiaobai: "ARGH! FUUUCK!!!" (deep voice)
ahxings (robber) : "SHIT!!! SORRY XIAOBAI!!! 我不小心的,我不是故意的!SORRY SORRY!!!"

nin: "Xiaobai? You called him xiaobai???"
(2 minutes of silence)







Ahxings realised that he had cocked up the show, the cat is out of the bag...

ahxings: "ermmm... 今天本大爷就放你们一马,告辞!"

After saying, ahxings immediately turned and ran away... xiaobai and nin were left alone. Xiaobai turned to nin, gave an awkward smile and tried to explain...

xiaobai: "nin... actually hor i............" (deep voice)



"PIIIIIIIIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKKKKKKKK!!!!!"

















Ahxings escaped, nin walked home herself, xiaobai's left cheek feels hot......

Saturday, May 06, 2006

Brothers In Arms

4 hr 25min after the announcment of the examination results...

For the past 4 hours, xiong, ahxings, rusty and xioabai had been trying ways and means to calm kiv down and persuade him. But to no prevail...












ahxings: "Come on kiv, there are many many more important things in life... dun let this 1 time failure destroy your bright future! Think about all the friends who care about you... think about your parents, your sister, and most importantly the gal you LOVED!!! CAN YOU BEAR TO LEAVE THEM BEHIND???"

xiaobai: "对!"(deep voice)

xiong: "We promise not to talk about acdemic matters in front of you. Together we will help you forget about this , we will help u get over this failure... Kiv TRUST US! TRUST YOURSELF! Give us a chance and also give yourself a chance!"

xiaobai: "对!"(deep voice)


rusty : "Yah lah kiv, your grades usually not bad one ma, this time failure doesn't means forever failure wat... u see xiaobai, last time his results also like fuck... but now... he is always on ALMOST TOP FORM for all his papers!"


xiaobai: "对!................... eh! wat last time like fuck? cb!" (deep voice)

rusty: "Oh sorry.... Kiv, u see ahxings, tho his last sem grades very lousy, but now he still managing fine mah!"

ahxings: "haha thank you! Rusty you also not bad ma, heard u now doing very well in uni ar... tat time duno who told me u got full marks for your maths exam ar? Wow u are great man!"

rusty: "No lah, i did study for that paper ma, and i also managed to spot what questions will come out... hahahaha. Such things come with experience la. Btw, xiong last time from what JC ar, how come able to cope with school work so well, acheiving such good grades?"

xiong: "Oh last time i from lousy JC la, those bottom 3 JC, because of that i dun wana turn back to my old way ma. Come uni liao more Piah abit, more hardworking lo. Actually is as long as we got attend every lecture, and do some revision daily, everything will be fine one lah... Xiaobai, how about you? How do you cope with your sch work everyday? "

xiaobai: "urrpp~~ for me ah... I............." (deep voice)

ahxings: "EH! We every Friday still got soccer session sommore hor? I think these activities really help us let our hair down and relax ar......"

xiong: "Yah! Work Hard, Play Hard"


ahxings, rusty, xiong: "CHEERS!"

xiaobai: "cheers...." (deep voice)


rusty: "Wah lao eh, i very long nv score during the games liao leh... 我很尽力了"

ahxings: "Cos your mindset not strong enough, not confident enough i think..."

xiaobai: "Actually i think rusty's soccer skill is..............." (deep voice)

ahxings: "EH! u remember the game we played last week? u got score what! Xiong throw in to you, then u headed it in wat... rite?

xiong: "Yah i remember! The keeper then was kiv mah! He saw the ball coming. but he nv save, he siam! HAHAHAHA!"

ahxings, rusty, xiong: "HAHAHAHAHHA HAHAHAHAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!...... EH YAH HOR KIV STILL UP THERE!"

ahxings: "Kiv come down la... 世上没有解决不了的问题.... COME ON!!!!"


ahxings, rusty, xiong and xiaobai continued persuading kiv for the hour or so, finally kiv was touched by thier persuasion. They managed to prevent kiv from taking his own life. Together they went up the HDB block to get kiv to come down...












They reached the rooftop. Kiv was standing there, crying... They all said nothing. At that point of time, no word was necessary... deep in kiv's heart, he knew that these are the people who are true to him, whom he can always fall back upon... Brothers in arms!

Touched and moved, tears still running down his face...Kiv laid down his determination... he made a vow... he made it infront of everyone there...

Kiv: "I swear to myself, I swear to you guys, I SWEAR! From now onwards, I will pull up my socks, I will more KIV than ever, I will study at all expense, and I will dedicate my LIFE to studying! I WILL NEVER EVER get such lousy grades again!!! ..............................
I WILL NEVER SEE AN " A - " GRADE IN MY SCORESHEET AGAIN!!!
NEVER!!!!!!!!"