见鬼3

Xiaobai was walking home after having late night supper with his fren, ah lan. He was walking alone along the road, when it started getting misty and scary... The road was quiet, w/o a single soul in sight... SUDDENLY, xiaobai noticed a block of HDB flats to his right... it was dark, errie and looked deserted. His curiosity propelled him to take a glance at the block using the corner of his eyes... to his horror, he saw a figure standing at one of the dark windows and waving at him!













Xiaobai's shit head was nearly scared out of his arse. He panicked! W/o thinking, he unplugged his legs from the ground and ran aimlessly as fast as they could carry him. He dare not open his eyes, he juz ran and ran.








Then he decided to open his eyes to check if the ghostly figure was still there. He turned his head and was petrified to see the figure now standing by the road side, still waving at him! (1 and the 1/2 inch of his shit had squirted out of his arsehole by now!)

xiaobai : "FUCK lah!!! WHY IS 'IT' STILL FOLLOWING ME LEH!!! FUUUUCCCCKKKK!!!!" (deep voice)

Xiaobai's mind was now in a mess, he continued his aimless run, tried to shout, but no sound could get out of his throat... suddenly he got an idea. He decided to call his fren for help and get some moral courage out of it. He took out his handphone and called the first name on the list...

the call got thru....






Xiaobai: "喂！我看到鬼啊！怎么办？怎么办？FUCK 啦！FUUUUUUCCCCCKKKKK!!!!" (deep voice)

ahxings: "erm.... xiaobai...为什么你一直在跑啊？我刚才看到你，跟你 wave 你也没有睬我...什么事 lei 你？ohhh! 你自己一个人这么晚来跑步啊？哈哈哈！"

xiaobai: "...............................(silence).................................... FUCK YOU LAH!" (deep voice)

xiaobai ended the call.

ahxings was puzzled.

Not understanding what happened, ahxings continued walking to the nearby gas station to buy his potato chips...

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Xiaobai's Friends Appraisal

Xiaobai was on his way to school, when he happened to be stopped by a surveyor from behind...

Surveyor: "Hi, how are you, can u kindly help me fill up this survey form?
Xiaobai: "Ayaaaah... no time, i late for school already......" (deep voice)

But when xiaobai turned his head and look at the surveyor, he discovered that it is a pretty young girl...

Xiaobai: "Eh wait... i think i still got enough time la, come i help u write!" (deep voice)

The surveyor passed xiaobai the survey form...

Surveyor: "Juz write down 10 of your friends' names and give a good description of them, thats it... thank you!"

Xiaobai began writing... the beginning was easy and smooth, however soon it got more and more difficult, he had ran out of friends... and finally he had completed 9 friends and was stuck with the last 1... About 20 minutes had past and xiaobai was still stuck... the surveyor got abit impatient...

Surveyor: "Ermmm... i am sorry, but could u kindly speed up a little, if not i cant reach today's quota on time... pleeeeeaaaaaassssseeeeee...."

Xiaobai hesistated for a while, and reluctantly scribbled something on the paper and passed it back to her.

Xiaobai: "OK! Finished liao. Thank you! I got to go liao... Bai!" (deep voice)

Xiaobai walked away... the surveyor flipped over the survey form to check if it was correctly done...