Scare Tactics

Ali and his girlfriend, Siti, were on their way home... they were crossing the road...










when suddenly... Ali saw 2 bright lights coming towards them very quickly!








"EEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!! BAAAAAAAANNNNNNGGGGGGGGG!!!!!"
When Ali opened his eyes, to his horror, he saw Siti lying on the road motionless, in a puddle of blood!











The driver came out of his car to see what happened... Ali confronted him...









Ali : "WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK??? DO YOU KNOW WHAT THE FUCK YOU HAVE DONE SIAH!!!"
Ahxings : "erm...did I ran over a pig juznow?"
Ali : "YOU FUCKING RAN OVER MY GIRLFREN YOU KNOW!!! WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING SIAH!!!"
Ahxings : ...........
Ali : "HOW? HOW?? HOW??? WHAT MUZ I DO NOW??? FUCK! FUCKK!! FUCKKK!!!"
Ahxings : "Hey bang, are you scared now? Are you SCARED?"
Ali : "OF COURSE I AM SCARED! MY GIRLFREN IS FUCKING DEAD NOW! ALL BECOS OF YOU LAH!!!!"
Ahxings : "Well.... you should be scared! Cos....... you are on SCARE TACTICS!!! Your girlfriend is the one who set you up! See! There is a camera hidden right behind you! Haha! Smile man!"









Ali : "AH!!! SHIT!!! AHAHAHA!!! FUCK SIAH!!! I thought it was real siah! PUKI la bang! I nearly scare my shit out siah! It was cool siah, so real.. ahahahaha! But actually i juznow can sense it was fake la, you all din really GOT ME lah!!! NICE ONE LA BANG!"
Ahxings : "Well since my job is done, i have to return back to tv station with my crew! See you! Remember to watch the next episode of SCARE TACTICS! Till then! Scare you next time!"

Ahxings got back into his car, wave goodbye to Ali and sped off...
Ali turned to siti...











Ali : "Fuck siah~ that was cool man! I thought u really died siah! PUKI~~ gang up people bluff me siah you! hahaha ok la, get up la, go back la go back lah.. hahahahahaha.. act until so real siah! kanina! still wana act!!! hahahaha"

Siti never moved an inch........................ never again...

妈妈炖的汤

Kiv is well-known for being EXTREMELY studious. During the exam period, he is basically studying non-stop (although he is already like that during the normal days). His relationship with his friends was already strained because of that, however it recently got worse as he discovered a new studying spot... Lee Wee Nam Library (even Mr Lee Wee Nam was dulan of Kiv already)......

(Non-stop studying action)


























(Studying ceased momentarily as Kiv finally realised his phone is ringing)















(Non-stop studying action resumes)





















































Its near 11.30pm, as the library is closing, Kiv reluctantly had to leave and head back home...

Unknown to Kiv, his mum was still waiting for him to come home for dinner. She was already sound asleep while waiting for Kiv. Suddenly the sound of keys and someone opening the door woke her up. She knew that it was Kiv, she happily got up, hurriedly rushed to the kitchen to bring out the soup which she had 炖 the whole day for Kiv to drink... as she was coming out of the kitchen with the heartwarming hot soup in her hands...

Kiv walked straight into his room and continues his non-stop studing actions for the night... Kiv mum stood infront of the door, she looked down at the hot soup she made for her son....













She saw ripples in the soup, water droplets falling into the bowl. She thought the roof was leaking... she looked up, the ceiling wasn't leaking. She looked down at the soup again...

(She never realise it, the water droplets were actually .................................................. her tears.)