Tuesday, January 02, 2007

Death Noted

Xiaobai was lying on his bed, eyes open wide, unable to fall asleep... There is something in his mind... something he picked up today on his way home... Finally he decided to get out of his bed.













It was the Death Note! Deep in his mind, xiaobai knew exactly what it is for, and how to use it... in fact he already had someone in his mind on WHO TO KILL... Moral dilemma was holding him back... However whenever xiaobai thought of all the cruel jokes He made on xiaobai, all the insults He threw on xiaobai, and all the advantages He had taken on xiaobai, the hatred just simply blossomed in his heart! Xiaobai finally picked up the book. He started to scribble down the name of Him... in the Death Note......















Patiently xiaobai awaits. Sitting in front of his desk, glancing out of the window, awaiting the arrival of ahxings... It was 11:56pm... xiaobai could clearly see ahxings running below his flat, around the jogging track... Ahxings was like a pawn on xiaobai's chessboard, running under his instructions, without even knowing that every step he takes is a step nearer to hell......
















It was 11:58pm... ahxings was still running... suddenly, xiaobai noticed that ahxings had dropped his speed, he is now running slower than the normal speed of xiaobai... xiaobai knew that the time has arrived! He patiently watched on... with a slight smile on his face......















Ahxings felt a sharp pain in his chest... he slowed down his speed, he tried to catch back his breath, but it was useless... his heart simply pumps faster and faster... and faster....


Xiaobai checked back at his watch, it was now 11:58pm and 50 secs... 10 more secs and the irritating face, disgusting voice and disturbing presence of ahxings will be forever gone! Xiaobai eyes on ahxing's collapsing body and counting down softly in his mouth...











xiaobai: "10...9...8..7..6..5...." (deep voice)


Suddenly!

(Voice from behind): "You seem to be enjoying the sight of your friend's death.. hahahahahaha!"

Xiaobai was startled... he turned back to check it out...













It was the God of Death...


The God of Death was about to continue speaking when he suddenly saw xiaobai's face!

God of Death: "ARGHHH! AHHH AHHHHH! WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU!!!! ARE YOU GHOST??? AHHHHH HELP!!! HELLLLLLLP~~~ ELLLP ~~LLLppppp.........." (shock)









The God of Death fell to the ground... He had died of heart attack, from the shock upon seeing xiaobai's face...


The time now is 11:58pm and 58 secs... ahxings suddenly felt that the pain in his chest was gone! He could now see clearly... suddenly he realised that there is a $2 note dropped in front of him! "LUCKY!" Happily he picked it up and slowly jogged back home.






Xiaobai looked at ahxing's diminishing body as he happily jogged home... the time now is 11:59pm and 02sec...
















Xiaobai: ".......................FUCK!!!! uurrp!" (deep voice)