Absent!

Dear Readers,









Regards
ahxings -_-"

'他' 他

17 March 2006, Night, 0438 hrs

The house was surrounded by policemen, neighbours were crowding outside to see what was happening... The folks were crying in the living room, accompanied by a policewoman... 4 policemen carried out a large black coloured plastic bag from the 2nd bedroom...... inside laid ahxings.........

Ahxings was found dead in the bedroom, sitting in front of his desk, head on the table, with a freshly cut wrist. Fresh blood was still oozing out from the slit. Ahxings had cut his wrist and committed suicide.

After removing the corpse, the police inspector, Inspector Chen, looked around the room to find out the reason behind the suicide. He discovered a swiss army knife (believed to be the artifact used to cut the wrist) and a blood stained letter on the desk.
It read;














Who was the ' 他 ' mentioned in the letter? What was he after? These were the questions puzzling Inspector Chen. He decided to visit ahxings' school the next day to find out more...

17 March 2006, Morning, 1042 hrs

Inpector Chen came to NTU to interview ahxings' mentor, his teachers and some of his friends, but to no prevail. None was able to give his any useful information. By then, news of ahxings' death had spread throughout the entire school, everyone was talking about it. Just when Inspector Chen was about to leave, he discovered a very suspicious character following him around all these while... Inspector Chen decided to approach him... As the man saw him coming, he frantically turned around and started running away. Inspector Chen ran after him and caught up with him. He interrogated the suspicious man and discovered that he was a good friend of ahxings, he was xiong.

Inspector Chen : "Now tell me! Why are you so scared? What do you know? You better tell the truth you know! SAY!!!"

xiong : "Sir! (trembling, shaky voice) I really don't know that it will become so serious, i am sorry, i din manage to help ahxings. Even tho i saw what happened, i did nothing to help ahxings get away from THAT GUY... i should have stopped THAT GUY! I SHOULD HAVE STOPPED HIM!!! (derailed)"

Inspector Chen : "Whos THAT GUY u mentioned? What he did to ahxings???"

xiong : "Kiv... THAT GUY was KIV!!! (still trembling and looking petrified) Yesterday, after lecture, when i came out of the LT, i saw KIV approaching ahxings. He pulled ahxings to one corner to ask him something. My curiosity propelled me to follow them and see find out what are they talking about............ "

(Flashbacks of the conversation between ahxings and kiv)

kiv : "Eh u got the answers for Thermo tutorial 7 anot? Take out lend me leh..."
ahxings : "I dun have leh, i haven do yet..." (about to turn around and leave after saying)
kiv : "EH!! FUCK LAH! Dun bluff leh, take out lah! i last night already sms you to ask u bring what!"
ahxings : "Yah! Last night i also replied you that i haven done it... i really dun have!" (walking away)
kiv : "DUN BLUFF LAH! U SURELY HAVE IT ONE LEH! NEVERMIND NOW YOU DUN GIVE ME, LATER I WILL COME AND TAKE FROM YOU AGAIN, UNTIL U FINALLY GIVE IT TO ME!!! REMEMBER AR! THERMO TUT 7!!! EH! EHH!!!" (furious and vengeful)

(ahxings continued walking away, ignoring kiv's shoutings...... That was also the one last time, xiong ever sees ahxings......)

时光一去永不回 往事只能回味~

英雄无用武之地

After Bruce Lee had made his mark, he decided to open his own martial arts school... Due to his fame, there was a huge influx of students, which made it too much for Bruce Lee to handle alone... He decided to hire a few top martial arts exponents to assist him...

One by one, Bruce interviewed the interviewees...

The 1st interviewee enters...

Bruce : 你好！你会什么？讲！
Interviewee 1 : Well, I am the heavyweight boxing champion of USA!
Bruce : 不错！好！你被录取了！你叫什么名字？讲！
Interviewee 1 : Wow! Thanks! U can call me Mike.
Bruce : 从今天起，你就是我武馆的教练，大家会叫你 Mike 教头！

The 2nd interviewee enters...

Bruce : 你好！你会什么？讲！
Interviewee 2 : 本人是空手道黑带五段，也是日本北海道的空手道冠军！怎么样？(in japanese)
Bruce : 不错！好！你被录取了！你叫什么名字？讲！
Interviewee 2 : 我叫宫本武！
Bruce : 从今天起，你就是我武馆的教练，大家会叫你 - 宫本教头！

The 3rd interviewee enters...

Bruce : 你好！你会什么？讲！
Interviewee 3 : 您好！我是韩国的跆拳道冠军，黑带七段，请多多指教。。。(in korean)
Bruce : 不错！好！你被录取了！你叫什么名字？讲！
Interviewee 3 : 谢谢您！您可以叫我金振忠！
Bruce : 从今天起，你就是我武馆的教练，大家会叫你 - 金教头！

The 4th interviewee enters...

Bruce : 你好！你会什么？讲！
Interviewee 4 : 你好！我学过少林武术，是中国的散打冠军，蝉联五年。我自小苦练中华武术，百家兵器样样精通。我也熟悉泰拳，永春拳，自由搏击，西洋剑术，和气道，等等！目前正在学习日本剑道！
Bruce : 太棒啦！你将可以在我这里发挥你的专长，并且把一生的好武艺传授给大家！好！你被录取了！你叫什么名字？快讲！快讲！
Interviewee 4 : 谢谢你的赏识。本人姓蓝。。。





Bruce : 。。。嗯。。。对不起，我看我不能聘请你了，请回吧！