友情虽可贵。。。

During the first year in university, xiaobai and kiv were in the same lecture group, thus had similar timetable. One day, they finished their lecture in the afternoon and were going home together.












While crossing the road, suddenly kiv heard a loud horn following a ear piercing screeeeeechhh coming from his right. When kiv got back his attention, he saw xiaobai lying on the road, in a puddle of blood! Kiv was DUMBFOUNDED!!!

Without any hesitation kiv ran towards the spot of accident, shouting "XIAOBAI!!! XIAOBAI!!!!!!!!".

Everyone standing by the side of the road was terrified. Some of them were grabbing on to kiv to stop him from running to the road as it was too dangerous. However they just could not get hold of kiv, kiv struggled free and dashed to xiaobai.

Kiv finally got to where xiaobai was lying. He knelt down beside xiaobai. Xiaobai was breathing difficultly and gasping for air, he was trembling in pain and agony. The crowd surrounding them dare not move at all, afraid that the accident car might explode anytime. They could only stand by the side and pray that kiv would be able to save his friend, xiaobai, and both to return safely... In the midst of their prayers, they suddenly saw kiv frantically running back, towards them...

Surrounding crowd : "What happened? How is your friend??? You need us to do anything?!?!?"

Kiv lifted up his head to look at them, still panting and catching his breathe.... He looked down again....

Kiv : "PHEW! Lucky the notes i lent xiaobai still ok... erm... still can read! Heng ar!!! haha~ "

The crowd gone silent....

Xiaobai too, gone silent...... forever............

疼痛转移大法

Below is a new discovery by me, while i was applying 青草油 to the abrasion spot i got on my thigh, after playing some lousy football.

It can help u divert the extreme pain away, without using any drugs, medications, cigarettes, girlfriend or any other forms of reinforcement. All u need is juz a FINGER or 2!

Follow closely to the instructions given and i can guarantee u immediate results!!! (results may vary though)



















STEP BY STEP GUIDE

1. aim the spot well
2. pour the 青草油
3. feel for the extreme pain
4. start scratching the scratch zone with fast moving finger(s)
5. do not scratch inside the scratch zone where the abrasion site is
6. continue scratching until the extreme pain goes away
7. repeat step 1 to 6 if necessary

Note 11

霍元假

February 3rd, 2006, Evening...

Ahxings and his friends were playing street soccer at SRC as usual, however that day became an day that all of them will always remember in their life...

February 3RD, 2006

A DAY THAT LIVES IN

THE HEARTS OF

THE CHINESE PEOPLE

Halfway through the game, an angmoh came over to them and ask to play together. Ahxings and friends agreed. The tempo of the game was fast, the challenges were hard and tough, both teams were on par and unable to score against each other...

The ball was then kicked out by Ping for a corner...











From far a deep voice was heard......

It was xiaobai!!!

As ahxings watched xiaobai's backview, it reminded him of a CHINESE HERO long before his time...

Xiaobai ran back to the penalty box to guard against the angmoh... At that point of time, everyone was pinning their hopes on xiaobai, all waiting to see how he will defeat the angmoh and bring fame to the Chinese!

The ball was thrown......

Angmoh scored! Xiaobai did not moved an inch......

The game ended with this extraordinary goal.

Seconds ago, ahxings thought that another CHINESE HERO was born in this era...

He was wrong, totally wrong......