I win!

Boring afternoon...
ahxings was eating lunch with xiaobai, lokky and ahcai. While eating, as usual ahxings was chatting with xiaobai about his recent life. It was mostly a one-way conversation with ahxings doing most of the talkings. Xiaobai seldom replies... Out of nowhere during the conversation, xiaobai suddenly began to get engage in the conversation. But he was out to boost himself. This act of xiaobai stirred ahxings up...

xiaobai: 我觉得自己其实蛮 zai 的 what!
ahxings: 是什么让你有这种错误的观念？
xiaobai: 我有蛮多强项，你都没有！
ahxings: 你有什么强项？讲来给我听啦！
xiaobai: 我觉得我的 studies 蛮 zai 的 what...
ahxings: please leh! 你的成绩只是在我们这些朋友当中比较好而已，如果你拿去跟那些中国人还是马来西亚人比，confirm 被 qie 到扁扁啊！
xiaobai: 而且我很有 determination what!
ahxings: determination in 什么?
xiaobai: erm... 好像 soccer 还有 studies...
ahxings: 你不讲还好，讲了我就一定要告诉你 that 你一直讲你很determine in 踢球，可是你还踢到这样烂,我都不懂你到底在做什么！然后你讲你很 determine in studies… 这样是应该的 what! 可是你读到这样 pia 成绩只进步这样一点,我都不懂你在做什么！
xiaobai: erm...arrr... aya...我是在一点一点的累积经验，一点一点加起来就很大点！你都不会的你!你 diam 啦！
ahxings: 累积，累积，累你的 cheebye 啦！你每次只是累积一点点，一点点，我每次都累积大大点，大大点。等你的一点点，一点点加起来可以等于我的第一个大大点，我都不懂赢你多远了。你还追个屁啊！eh…sorry....... 屁都闻不到啊！
ahxings: (乘胜追击) 妈的你还敢讲到这样 laolan, 我都为你觉得 paiseh 啊！每次以为自己很厉害，有多 duakang 就讲到多 duakang. 其实只有你自己觉得自己厉害而已！朋友讲你厉害只是随口说说而已啦，不然你听了又不高兴。你的耳朵有糖尿病是吗?
ahxings: (再接再厉) 你根本就是在用小目光看大世界，只看到自己的小进步，没看到别人的大进步。你只是一只井底蛙 leh! 废物来的！
xiaobai: ......

ahxings noticed xiaobai's eyes looked abit watery... he realised that he had pushed xiaobai too far. Smartly he decided to switch topic...

ahxings: xiaobai...... 你去买水 leh!

Note 9

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请大伙儿耐心等待。。。

Note 8

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Get a LIFE

Dedicated to our beloved late Keith......

Every parent loves their children

Early in the morning 8 o'clock......
"Ring ring... ring ring~~"

Ali's mother picked up the phone...

Phone : "Morning mdm, are you Ali's mother?"
Ali's mother : "Ya, apa?"
Phone : "I am afraid you have to come to school now as Ali was caught cheating in class during a test, by his form teacher, Mr ahxings."

Ali's mother immediately rushed to the school to look for Ali and his teacher. Upon reaching, she went to Ali and asked him...

Ali's mother : "Sayang, tell ibu! Did u cheat?"
Ali : "No siah! I never cheat lah, chiku anyhow say one lah, he bedeh lah!"

Mr ahxings placed 2 slips of the test papers on the table and show Ali's mother.

Mr ahxings: "Mdm, please look at these 2 test papers. The one on the right written in black ink belongs to your son Ali, the other one on the left written in blue ink belongs to another student, which Ali copied from."

Ali's mother picked them up and look at the 2 papers...

Ali's mother suddenly became defensive and argued...

Ali's mother : "~chear, I think u are being bias u know? You think my son cannot get the correct answers isit? Maybe Ali this time really got study and know how to do all the questions leh? And I believe my son, he said he din cheat... means HE DIN CHEAT!"

Mr ahxings got quite irritated and annoyed by Ali's mother's behavior, however as a teacher, he kept his cool and calmly explains to her...

Mr ahxings : "Dear mdm, please calm down... I understand that every parents love their children, however the truth is still the truth... In case you did not see properly, I would appreciate it if you will look at the 2 exams papers properly again. Look carefully......"

Ali's mother looked down at the papers again, she examined every questions and answers, and looked through the entire papers thoroughly...... then suddenly!

Mr ahxings : "...yes mdm, I think you had also discovered it by now... Ali even copied the name of the other student......"