Tuesday, August 30, 2005

Jealousy kills the cat


Xiaobai finally managed to find his dream girl. She is beautiful, caring and devoted to xiaobai. They fell in love, got married and lived together. 4 years into their marriage, his wife bored him a son. Their son is extraordinarily clever, very adorable and extremely good looking, thus is very precious to xiaobai.

Initially xiaobai felt very happy and contented with his life - a good salary and easy job, big house, a beautiful wife and a handsome son. What else can he ask for? However xiaobai's character was easily suspicious by nature...

One day while playing football with his son, he discovered that his son was very skilful, actually, even better than himself. Xiaobai asked him to play alone first while he rest. He sits at a corner and observe his son...

xiaobai : "Why doesn't my son look like me at all? How can he be so cute and handsome? How come he is so talkative and active? How come he is so good at football, when he is only 5 yrs old? Is he..........really my son???"

Just when xiaobai was still pondering and walking into the house, he caught his wife talking happily on the phone. Suspicion got into him. He creeped behind the wall and evesdrop the conversation...

Beautiful wife : "Hahaha of course can! Tomorrow i will bring him along to let you have a look at him... He has grown taller and more handsome... It's time the 2 of you meet each other... Okay 2pm, same old place, see you there! Bye bye!"

xiaobai decided to trail his wife the next day to see who she is meeting.

The next day, xiaobai lied to his wife that he is going to play football, but secretly, he is waiting in his car, ready to follow his wife. He waited and waited... Finally he saw his wife bringing their son out. He followed... he followed them until they reached a bungolow, he carefully followed behind them and suddenly he saw a man coming out from the house to welcome his wife and son. His son ran towards that man happily and shouted...

Handsome son : "Pa pa! Pa pa!"

Finally! Xiaobai finally solved all the mysteries in his heart, why his wife is so good to him, why his son is so good at everything, why his son does not look abit like him! The son is not his... His wife flirted with another man, give birth to this son and made xiaobai a cuckoo! Xiaobai turned mad!

He ran out, picked up an axe on the ground and without warning hacked the man on the head. "AHHHhhhhH!!!" The man died instantaneously. He looked at his son, grabbed him up with his neck and strangled him in the air..."Daddy!!! Daaadddyyyyy!!! Daaa~~ d....." His son died of suffocation. Xiaobai's wife is now as pale as a sheet and collapse on the ground, totally dumbfounded and shocked. Xiaobai dropped his son to the ground and turned to his wife. He held the axe up in the air... "Wait~~ Hubby let me explain... actually that man is......" the axe swayed down and cut right into her chest. "ARRrrrrrggggghhhhh... WHHhhyyyyy???" She died, she never finishs her last word.

Xiaobai threw the axe on the ground and stared at the 3 corpses. The handsome adulter, the shameless wife, and his bastard son. He decided to drag the corpses into the house first... He bent down and grabbed the legs of the adulter and started dragging him inside. Suddenly the adulter's wallet dropped out of his pocket. Xiaobai let go of his legs and went forward to pick it up. Upon opening it, xiaobai saw........




Xiaobai : "FUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuccccccccccCCCCCCCCK!" (deep voice)

Sunday, August 28, 2005

Note 7

Dun worry, I haven died while running yet.
The reason behind the delay of new stories is because,
there is nothing in my head now...
I am afraid you muz wait for a while more...... Sorry!

(This post will be removed once there is a new post)

Saturday, August 20, 2005

有惊无险 又到五点

14 July 2003, 1654 hrs 23 sec



















14 July 2003, 1659 hrs 51 sec




















14 July 2003, 1659 hrs 50 sec




















52........
53.......
54......
55.....
56....

57...
58..
59.

(Twee~Tweeet...... Vrrrrrooooooooommmm!)


14 July 2003, 1700 hrs 00 sec























Note 6

During the 7th Month, the Hell Gate opens. These 30 days are very dangerous... All the hungry ghosts will come out and look for food...

Laojiao ghost: "During the 7th month, when you go out and look for food, you must be very careful..."
Laojiao ghost: "There are some things that you must remember..."
New ghost: "Such as?"
Laojiao ghost: "When you hear a deep & low voice calling your name from behind......
DON'T TURN BACK!!"



Friday, August 19, 2005

绝对SUPERSTAR


绝对SUPERSTAR。从选拔赛到初赛,初赛到一轮又一轮的半决赛,甚至到大决赛, 我都一直看着你一场场的演出,一次又一次的进步。你的演出在大家的心里留下了深深的印象。你的声音清晰,咬字清楚,表情自然, 外表又甜美,更成功地带动所有观众。成为绝对SUPERSTAR,你绝对有条件!我十分期待你下一次的表演,我会永远支持你的!加油!加油!


怡凤。。。 你是最好的!



Wednesday, August 17, 2005

旺旺

Dear readers,

The dialogue that will be posted below may seem too hard for you to understand if you are not close enough to xiaobai. Just try your best to figure out the tones and pitch of each dialogue and maybe you can comprehend what is the entire story all about. If you really cannot understand it, sinply ignore it, dun reproach yourself... it's not your fault...

Regards
ahxings

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xiaobai reached home after school. He threw his bag on the sofa and shouted...

xiaobai: " 旺~ ~ ~ " (deep voice)
xiaobai's father: " 旺? "
xiaobai's mother: " 旺... "
xiaobai's dog: " 汪!!! "

xiaobai bent down and patted his dog's head and went into his room...

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This is something like xiaobai's dog... 旺旺

Tuesday, August 16, 2005

南柯


Sunny Afternoon...

ahxings was dribbling the ball up the court... suddenly he heard a quick pace coming from behind. It was xiaobai... xiaobai gives a timely and precised SLIDING TACKLE and stole the ball away from ahxings!
ahxings was stranded...





xiaobai brings the ball up alone. He encountered heng, however he dribbled towards him without fear and did a beautiful STEP-OVER and got past heng.
heng was astonished...





xiaobai continues bringing the ball up, and he encounted xiong. xiaobai wittily leaned his body to the right and LURED xiong into making the wrong move, and he quickly reverted back and dribble past from his left.

xiong was stunned...







xiaobai still bring the ball up. this time he saw ping running towards him face on... xiaobai slowed down his pace and time his move. Suddenly xiaobai rolled the ball forward with the sole of his foot and did a AROUND-THE-WORLD past ping.
ping was furious...





rusty was now in the way of xiaobai. Without much thinking, xiaobai hooked the ball up in the air and LOOPED it over rusty.

rusty was devastated...





xiaobai still in possession of the ball, he continued pushing forward, however, he was soon closed down by wee. wee dare not commit and held on to his position. As xiaobai was approaching, not only he did not slow down, but he accelerated and skilfully SLOTTED the ball past IN BETWEEN wee's legs and nutmeg him.
wee was shamed...




Finally xiaobai was only left with the keeper, xin to beat. He stopped his run, stepped on the ball and looked at xin confidently. He looked at the ball and struck it with force towards the goal. The ball was fast and furious. xin dived for it as fast as he could but could only get his fingertip to it...






xiaobai SCORED!!!


xiaobai turned his head back and look at the faces of all the pathetic players he had defeated. He looked up at the sun... far far away......


but suddenly...


xiaobai jerked up from his bed... sweating......

It was 4.32 a.m...

Monday, August 08, 2005

1777 之二十四打

Afternoon, 4.30pm, 18 June 2005 (Sat)

ahxings on his way to buy 4-D after work... he met xiaobai...

xiaobai: "go where?" (deep voice)
ahxings: "today my last day of work, i want to go and buy the 4 numbers on my punch card, 1777..."
xiaobai: "for what?" (deep voice)
ahxings: "i never buy 4-D before, 1st time buy sure win one! so i am going to THUMP $100 BIG $200 SMALL on 1777... 24打...... HUAT AH!!!"
xiaobai: "fuuuUUUCK! wun win one lah dun waste time... join me go and drink..." (deep voice)
ahxings: "dowan lah, going to close already... muz go and buy now..."

xiaobai persisted and dragged ahxings to go and drink at his house. ahxings got abit drunk and spent the evening sleeping at xiaobai's home...

Evening, 8.00pm, 19 June 2005 (Sun)

Saturday, August 06, 2005

这才是公认的...

Note 5

Thursday, August 04, 2005

我很担心...

Tuesday, August 02, 2005

Note 4

ahxings & friends sing:
“ 唱出你的热情,伸出你双手
让我拥抱着你的梦。。。
让我拥有你真心的面孔。。。
让我们的笑容,充满着青春的骄傲~~
让我们期待民添会更好!!!”

世界本来就不公平

Monday, August 01, 2005

Devastated...